Theme Song For Big Little Lies

Okay, let's talk about Big Little Lies. We all love it, right? The drama, the secrets, the perfectly manicured lawns that hide such... well, big little lies. And of course, that intro music. It’s iconic. It sets the mood. It’s the soundtrack to our collective obsession with Monterey’s most dramatic moms.

But here’s a thought. A slightly… controversial thought. What if, just hear me out, the theme song for Big Little Lies isn't quite hitting the mark? Like, at all? I know, I know. Sacrilege! You’re probably already scrolling away, muttering about my questionable taste. But stick with me for a second. I’ve been pondering this deeply, fueled by way too much coffee and a desperate need to justify my Netflix binge-watching habits.

The current theme song, Cold Little Heart by Michael Kiwanuka, is undeniably good. It’s moody. It’s soulful. It’s got that slow burn that makes you lean in. It perfectly encapsulates the underlying sadness and tension of the show. It’s what you’d expect, really. The “serious drama” theme song. It’s the musical equivalent of a perfectly distressed cashmere sweater. But is it fun? Is it… us?

I'm not saying it's bad. It's just… maybe a little too much "heavy existential crisis" and not enough "oh my god, did Bonnie actually do it?!"

We’re here for the drama, yes. But we’re also here for the delight of the drama. The juicy gossip. The passive-aggressive birthday party invitations. The sheer audacity of some of these characters. We're invested in their lives, their struggles, their occasional, glorious meltdowns. And the current theme song, while beautiful, feels a bit like it’s wearing a very serious hat to a beach party.

What if we embraced the little in Big Little Lies a bit more? What if the theme song was less about the profound, soul-crushing weight of it all, and more about the delightful, slightly unhinged energy that fuels these women?

Let’s brainstorm. Imagine this: The screen fades up. The sun is glinting off the ocean. The iconic Monterey coastline is in full view. And then, BAM! Instead of the soulful crooning, we get… Walking on Sunshine by Katrina & The Waves. Think about it! The sheer, unadulterated optimism! The bright, perky energy! It’s the exact opposite of the underlying darkness, and that’s what makes it so perfect!

Picture Celeste, looking absolutely fabulous in her expensive workout gear, and suddenly, the intro starts with that joyous trumpet fanfare. It would be jarring. It would be unexpected. It would make you do a double-take. And then, you’d grin. Because it’s the ultimate wink and a nod. It’s saying, “Yeah, things are messed up, but LOOK AT US. We’re still here, looking fabulous and slightly unhinged.”

Or, hear me out again, what about Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper? Again, the juxtaposition! The seemingly perfect lives, the hidden turmoil, and then this anthem of pure, unadulterated, slightly rebellious glee. It captures the spirit of these women pushing boundaries, breaking rules, and ultimately, trying to find their own way to happiness, even if it’s a little chaotic.

Think of Madeline, with her boundless energy and questionable life choices, belting out the chorus. Or Jane, finally finding her footing, embracing the freedom that comes with her newfound strength. It’s not about ignoring the pain; it’s about acknowledging that even in the darkest of times, there’s a spark of life, a desire for joy, a need to just… have some fun.

And then there’s Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen. Oh, the possibilities! Madeline is speeding down the coast, a mischievous glint in her eye, ready to take on the world (or at least, the school board). Renata is about to unleash a tidal wave of fury, and this song is her personal hype track. It’s the ultimate declaration of "I'm unstoppable, even if I'm completely out of my depth."

My unpopular opinion, then, is that Big Little Lies needs an intro song that’s a little more… exaggerated. A little more camp. A little more like the show itself, which, let’s be honest, often teeters on the edge of being delightfully over-the-top. It’s the show that gave us Meryl Streep’s iconic hair and an entire episode dedicated to a whale of a story. It deserves a theme song that’s just as bold.

I envision a song that makes you want to tap your feet, maybe even sing along, while simultaneously trying to piece together who did what. A song that acknowledges the sunshine and the shadows, the laughter and the tears, but ultimately celebrates the resilience and the sheer, indomitable spirit of these women. Maybe it’s a little cheesy. Maybe it’s a little much. But isn’t that, in its own way, perfectly Big Little Lies?

So next time you’re settling in for another episode, just imagine. Imagine the opening credits rolling with Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. Would it be weird? Absolutely. Would it be amazing? You betcha. It's an idea that’s a little bit wild, a little bit silly, and perfectly suited to the magnificent chaos that is Big Little Lies. And isn’t that the kind of unexpected twist we all secretly crave?