Ah, Melbourne, Florida. The Space Coast's little slice of sunshine. We’ve got rockets, we’ve got beaches, and we’ve got, well, sunsets. Lots and lots of sunsets. And I’m about to go on record with a wildly unpopular opinion: sometimes, Melbourne’s sunsets are just a tad… much.
Now, before you grab your pitchforks and start sending me hate mail shaped like flamingos, hear me out. I’m not saying they’re bad. Far from it! Melbourne sunsets are usually quite spectacular. We’re talking vibrant oranges, fiery reds, soft pinks – the whole nine yards. The sky puts on a show that would make a Broadway director weep with envy. And for a while there, it was all the rage. Everyone was posting their #MelbourneSunset pics. My Instagram feed was practically a digital art gallery dedicated to the sun dipping below the horizon.
But let’s be honest. After seeing your thousandth sunset, does it still have that same breathtaking “wow” factor? Or does it start to feel a little… predictable? Like, "Oh, look, the sun is going down again. How… sunsetty of it."
My theory is that Melbourne, bless its heart, is just a little too good at sunsets. It’s like having a friend who’s a phenomenal chef. At first, you’re thrilled! Every meal is a gourmet experience. But after a while, you start craving a frozen pizza just for a break from the culinary brilliance. Melbourne sunsets are the gourmet meal of the sky. Delicious, yes. But sometimes, you just want a slightly less… intense visual experience.
Think about it. We’re spoiled for choice here. You can catch a sunset from the beach, from your backyard, from a restaurant with a view, or even from your car if you happen to be stuck in traffic on US-1 at precisely the right moment. It’s everywhere! It’s like trying to find a good cup of coffee in Seattle. It’s so readily available, it almost loses its specialness.
Melbourne Beach Pier Sunset | A beautiful sunset at Melbourn… | Flickr
And don’t even get me started on the commentary. “Oh, look at those colors!” “It’s so beautiful tonight!” “This is the best sunset I’ve ever seen!” While lovely sentiments, sometimes I just want to stare at the pretty colors without feeling obligated to articulate my appreciation for the celestial display. Can’t a person just enjoy the visual splendor in quiet contemplation? Apparently not when the sky is serving up a masterpiece every single evening.
I remember one particular evening. I was feeling a bit weary. Work had been a doozy. All I wanted was a quiet evening, maybe a little Netflix, and definitely no pressure to engage in any grand aesthetic experiences. Then, BAM! The sky exploded into a riot of color. My neighbors, bless their enthusiastic hearts, were already outside with their phones, gasping and pointing. I felt a pang of guilt. Was I a terrible Melbourne resident for not being utterly mesmerized? Was I failing some unspoken atmospheric duty?
Sometimes, I just want the sky to give me a polite nod and say, “Here’s a sunset. Enjoy.” Not a full-blown fireworks display every single night.
Sunset from Melbourne Beach, Florida - January 31, 2015 | Flickr
It’s a strange kind of burden, isn’t it? To live in a place so consistently blessed with natural beauty. You get desensitized. You start to take it for granted. You might even find yourself wishing for a cloudy day, just for a change of pace. A day where the sun decides to be a bit more… reserved. Maybe a soft, hazy glow instead of a full-blown, technicolor spectacle.
I’ve heard whispers from newcomers, their eyes wide with wonder. “I’ve never seen anything like it!” they’ll exclaim. And I’ll smile and nod, a seasoned veteran of celestial artistry, feeling a strange mix of pride and mild boredom. It’s like a kid who grew up in Hollywood. After a while, a celebrity sighting is just… Tuesday.
Sunset over the Indian River - Melbourne Beach FL | Sunset o… | Flickr
My secret desire? A slightly more subtle sunset. Perhaps one that requires a little effort to truly appreciate. Maybe a sunset that happens behind a particularly interesting cloud formation, or one where the colors are more muted, more introspective. Something that doesn't scream, “LOOK AT ME! I AM AMAZING!” but rather whispers, “Psst, I’m pretty cool too.”
But alas, that’s not how Melbourne sunsets roll. They are bold. They are unapologetic. They are magnificent. And for that, I suppose I should be grateful. Even if, on occasion, I secretly yearn for a more low-key celestial performance. Maybe tomorrow, the sun will just give us a gentle fade to black. A girl can dream, can’t she?
So, the next time you’re in Melbourne, Florida, and the sky is putting on its nightly performance, enjoy it. Marvel at the colors. Take your pictures. But if, in the quiet solitude of your mind, you find yourself thinking, “Okay, that’s a really nice sunset, but I’ve seen this movie before,” know that you are not alone. You are simply a victim of our beautiful, sunset-saturated town. And honestly? That's not the worst kind of victim to be.