Norwich Bulletin Best Of 2022 Winners 95

Alright, gather ‘round, folks! It’s that time of year again. The Norwich Bulletin Best Of 2022 awards have been handed out. And yes, 95 of them. Because why have just a few when you can have a whole lotta “best”?

Now, I’ve had a good think about these winners. And while I’m sure everyone is just thrilled to be crowned “best” at something, I’ve got some… let’s call them bold opinions. You know, the kind that make your grandma raise an eyebrow. But hey, someone’s gotta say it, right?

First up, we have “Best Coffee Shop.” They picked The Daily Grind. Now, look. I like The Daily Grind. Their lattes are decent. But “best”? Really? I personally think “The Steaming Mug”, tucked away on Elm Street, makes a brew that could bring world peace. Just saying.

And then there’s “Best Pizza Place.” Of course, it’s "Luigi's Pizzeria." It’s always Luigi’s. It’s like the law. But honestly, have you tried the thin crust at "Maria's Slice of Heaven"? It’s so good, you’d consider moving into their cardboard box. It’s an injustice, I tell you.

Moving on to “Best Bookstore.” The winner is the always-lovely "Pages & Prose." It’s a classic. But have you seen the dusty, forgotten treasures in "The Book Nook"? It’s like a literary treasure hunt. You never know what you’ll find. Probably a first edition of something you’ve never heard of.

Now, this one might be controversial. “Best Park.” They chose “Central Park.” It’s big, it’s green, it’s got swings. What more do you want? I’ll tell you what. I want “Willow Creek Park.” It’s got that tiny, hidden waterfall. And the ducks there are surprisingly polite.

Let’s talk about food again. “Best Burger.” Drumroll please… “The Burger Barn.” Yep, predictable. Their burgers are good, no doubt. But the juicy, melt-in-your-mouth goodness of the secret burger at "Gus's Diner"? That’s the stuff of legends. It's whispered about.

And the “Best Ice Cream Shop.” It’s “Scoops Ahoy!” Because of course it is. They have like, fifty flavors. But the homemade, artisanal churned perfection at "The Creamery Corner"? It’s a whole different ballgame. You can taste the love.

What about “Best Sushi.” The honor goes to "Sakura Sushi." They’re fancy. They’re fresh. But the quirky, experimental rolls at "Tokyo Treat"? They’re like a party in your mouth. With tiny umbrellas. And maybe a tiny disco ball.

“Best Movie Theater.” It’s the “Grand Cinema.” It’s got the big screens and the sticky floors. But I miss the charm of the “Art House Cinema.” They show films you’ve never heard of. And the popcorn butter is real butter. A rare commodity these days.

Let’s not forget “Best Bakery.” You guessed it, “Sweet Surrender.” Their cakes are beautiful. But the crumbly, melt-in-your-mouth scones at "The Cozy Kitchen"? They’re like a warm hug from your grandma. With clotted cream. And jam. So much jam.

Now, for “Best Live Music Venue.” It’s the “Rocking Riff.” They get the big bands. But the intimate gigs at “The Open Mic”? That’s where the real magic happens. You might discover your next favorite musician. Or just hear someone sing really badly. It’s a gamble.

And the “Best Bar.” It’s the ever-popular “The Tipsy Parrot.” It’s always packed. But the quiet sophistication of “The Velvet Lounge”? That’s where you go for a real drink. And maybe a philosophical debate. Or just to people-watch.

Let’s talk about “Best Deli.” It’s “Savory Selections.” Their sandwiches are epic. But the homemade pickles at “Grandma’s Pantry”? They’re the stuff of dreams. I’d swim a river for them. A very small, very clean river.

And for “Best Italian Restaurant.” Of course, it's "Mama Mia's." It's the classic choice. But have you tried the homemade pasta at "Nonna's Kitchen"? It’s like eating a cloud. A delicious, cheesy cloud.

What about “Best Thai Food.” It’s “Spicy Basil.” They’re good. Very good. But the fragrant, authentic flavors of “Siam Spice”? They transport you straight to Bangkok. Without the jet lag. Or the questionable street food.

“Best Mexican Restaurant.” It’s “El Fuego.” It’s always El Fuego. The tacos are popular. But the mole sauce at “Casa de Sabor”? It’s so rich and complex, it deserves its own fan club. And I’d be its president.

Let’s consider “Best Indian Restaurant.” The winner is “Curry House.” They’re consistent. But the tandoori chicken at “Spice Symphony”? It’s so tender, it practically melts. And the naan bread is like a fluffy pillow of deliciousness.

And the “Best Chinese Restaurant.” It’s “Golden Dragon.” It’s a staple. But the dim sum at “Lucky Fortune”? It’s a delightful adventure in every bite. You can practically feel the chopsticks dancing.

For “Best Family Restaurant,” they chose “The Family Table.” Of course they did. It's literally in the name. But the real family vibe, with slightly chaotic but incredibly friendly service, is at “The Cozy Corner Cafe.” Where everyone knows your name. And your kid’s name. And your dog’s name.

What about “Best Breakfast Spot.” It’s “Sunrise Diner.” Predictable. But the fluffy pancakes and perfectly cooked bacon at “The Early Bird Cafe”? They’re worth waking up for. Even on a Monday.

The “Best Cocktail Bar” is “The Mixologist’s Den.” They have fancy drinks. But the classic, well-made cocktails at “The Old Oak”? They have a certain timeless appeal. And they don’t judge if you order a second one.

Let’s talk about “Best Yoga Studio.” It’s “Zen Zone.” They have good classes. But the community spirit and the actual Zen you feel at “The Breath & Flow”? That’s where you find your inner peace. Or at least a good stretch.

And the “Best Gym.” It’s “Iron Physique.” They have all the machines. But the supportive atmosphere and the trainers who actually care at “Sweat Equity”? That’s where you get results. And maybe a few new friends. Who are also sweating.

I could go on all day, you know. There are 95 of these things. 95 “bests.” It’s a lot of pressure to be the best. Maybe the real win is just trying all these places. And forming your own unpopular opinions. Just remember where you heard it first.