Bannerlord 2 How To Get Lords To Join You

So, you're sailing the high seas of Calradia, a brave adventurer with dreams of forging your own kingdom. You've got the sword skills, the battle plans, and maybe even a dashing helmet. But there's one thing missing: a loyal crew. Not just any old grunts, mind you, but the big hitters, the folks who can rally entire armies and make the other lords sweat. We're talking about getting those noble lords to join your cause.

It sounds simple, right? Just walk up and ask. But oh, Calradia, it's never that easy! These lords are like picky cats, or maybe stubborn mules. They've got their own allegiances, their own grudges, and a healthy dose of pride. So, how do you convince them that your banner is the one worth rallying under? Let's dive into the wonderfully messy world of Lord-wrangling.

First things first, you need to be on their good side. Imagine trying to get a loan from your grumpy uncle by yelling at him. Doesn't work, does it? Lords are much the same. You've got to build your reputation.

This means doing favors. Lots of them. You'll be rescuing kidnapped family members, fighting off pesky bandits who've been bothering their trade routes, and generally being the knight in shining armor they probably secretly wish they had. Every little quest you complete for them is like putting a little gold coin in their esteem-o-meter.

And sometimes, these quests are downright hilarious. You might find yourself chasing a band of brigands who've stolen a lord's prized collection of… well, let's just say something they're very attached to. You'll be out there, battling through forests, and you'll snag their goods back, feeling like a hero.

Another biggie is making friends. Not just casual acquaintances, but actual, genuine friendships. This is where the conversation options get really interesting. You can learn about their hobbies, their pet peeves, and maybe even their secret love for knitting. Seriously, some of these lords have surprisingly niche interests.

Think of it like this: you're not just recruiting soldiers; you're building a fellowship. You want these guys to like you, to respect you, to feel like you're one of them. So, when you chat with them, try to be charming. Ask them about their day. Offer them a virtual cup of mead.

There’s this one lord, let’s call him Lord Gregor the Grumpy. He’s known for his sour disposition and a beard that could house a family of squirrels. You can try all the fancy diplomacy in the world, but unless you’ve spent some serious time making him like you, he’ll just scoff.

But then, you stumble upon a quest to retrieve a stolen heirloom for his wife, and you bring it back with a triumphant flourish. Suddenly, Gregor cracks a smile – a rare and beautiful sight, like a unicorn farting rainbows. That’s the moment you’ve earned a little bit of his respect.

And then there's the all-important family ties. If you manage to marry into a noble family, or have your own family members marry into one, you've basically bought yourself a permanent VIP pass. It’s like the ultimate family discount on loyalty.

Imagine it: your sister is now married to the son of Lady Isolde the Ice Queen. Suddenly, Isolde is much more inclined to listen to your requests. She might even offer you tea and biscuits. It’s the power of the matrimonial alliance, folks.

Of course, sometimes, you have to be a bit… persuasive. If a lord is allied with a kingdom you're currently at war with, and they’re being particularly stubborn, you might have to engage in a little bit of friendly (or not-so-friendly) combat.

When you defeat them in battle, you have options. You can banish them, execute them (which, let's be honest, is a bit dark but effective), or… you can capture them. And this is where things get interesting.

Capturing a lord and keeping them in your dungeon for a while can really change their tune. It's like a forced "time out" in a very uncomfortable, stone-walled room. After a few weeks of contemplating their life choices, they might be a little more amenable to your offers.

There's something incredibly satisfying about looking at a captured lord, someone who previously wouldn't give you the time of day, and seeing that flicker of defeat in their eyes. Then, you offer them a chance to join you, and they begrudgingly accept. It’s a win-win, though perhaps more of a "win-meh" for them.

Money talks, as they say. And in Calradia, money shouts. If a lord is unhappy with their current liege, or just looking for a better deal, offering them a hefty sum of gold can be a game-changer.

You have to be careful, though. You don’t want to be known as the lord who buys loyalty. But sometimes, a well-placed bribe can secure you a powerful ally. Think of it as an investment in your future kingdom.

And the more influential the lord, the more gold they'll expect. You might have to empty your entire treasury to convince Baron Von Goldfinger to switch sides. But if he brings his formidable army with him, it might just be worth it.

Another crucial element is your own standing in the world. Are you a nobody, or are you a rising star? If you've been winning battles, gaining renown, and generally making a name for yourself, lords will be more likely to respect you.

Imagine you’re a tiny mouse trying to convince a lion to join your pride. It’s not going to happen. But if you’re a lion yourself, with a roar that echoes through the land, other lions will take notice.

So, keep fighting those battles, complete those quests, and build your legacy. The more impressive you are, the easier it becomes to attract those powerful lords to your banner. They’ll see your success and think, "Hey, maybe this person actually knows what they’re doing!"

And sometimes, it's just about being in the right place at the right time. You might be at a feast, mingling with the nobles, and a political crisis erupts. If you can cleverly navigate the situation and come out looking like the hero, you might just snag a new ally.

It's like that awkward office party where you accidentally impress the CEO with your knowledge of obscure board games. You never know when a little bit of luck and a good impression can seal the deal.

Ultimately, getting lords to join your cause is a complex dance of diplomacy, reputation building, and sometimes, a little bit of good old-fashioned intimidation. It’s a story of building relationships, understanding personalities, and learning when to push and when to back off.

So, keep your chin up, your sword sharp, and your charm even sharper. The lords of Calradia are out there, waiting to be convinced. And when they finally pledge their allegiance to you, it’s a feeling of triumph unlike any other. You’re not just a lone wolf anymore; you’re building a pack, a force to be reckoned with.